…gifts kinda suck as you get older.
As he grew up we used to buy our godson all sort’s of ‘cool’ stuff for his birthday. Sony Play Stations, Nerf Guns, drums* and one his favorite gifts, the ‘Shoebox Full of Cash’…all provided gobs of entertainment. Alas, he recently moved out of state into his first apartment; well, Happy Birthday, Jr.! Hope you enjoy your nice, new…uh, appliance. Too bad they don’t sell these in that 1970’s favorite ‘Avocado’ finish…
* Yeah, OK…maybe the drums were kinda a shitty thing to do to his parents but hey, couldn’t hear the racket from *my* house.
Life's tough, wear a helmet. 